1) "What caliber for philanderers?"
II was going to make one about "Shoot, shovel, and shut-up", but it involved certain female stereotypes, and someone might tell Mrs. Drang...
Posted by D.W. Drang at October 16, 2009 8:05 AMDoes Tupperware make cartridge cases?
Posted by Denis at October 16, 2009 9:29 AM9 mm is far more satisfying than 9 inches
Posted by Matthew at October 16, 2009 9:45 AMP.S. Is that Hillary Clinton on the right? Perhaps she asked how to Kill Bill.
Posted by Matthew at October 16, 2009 9:47 AM"Now remember, with Glazer safety ammunition, if you miss the two timing sonofabitch, you're not going to have rounds punching through and annoying the neighbours."
Posted by Rhys F. at October 16, 2009 9:49 AMHe was still moving after 6 wadcutters to the medula, so I simply slit his throat. He bled out in seconds and left a terrible mess.
Now I only use jacketed hollowpoints.
Posted by Lang at October 16, 2009 6:01 PMThe Batley Townswomen's Guild prepares for their annual re-enactment of the D-Day assault.
Posted by trainer at October 16, 2009 8:35 PM"What?..... Don't look at me like that, I only said they don't vibrate"
Posted by MovingRight at October 16, 2009 8:52 PM"Yes, We can, can, can ..."
Cheers
Posted by J.M. Heinrichs at October 17, 2009 6:18 AMIt is like knitting, ladies. Shoot one, load one.
After so many rounds, you will have either finished a box or finished him off!
PS...I finally settled on a handgun. It is a revolver because I can't work the slide on an automatic. 'Nuff said.
Posted by Cricket at October 17, 2009 11:15 AM
The new range from the Avon lady proves a great seller.
This sure beats the hell out of making sponge cakes.
Posted by Rob at October 17, 2009 4:53 PMWhen Ann Summers parties go bad ...
Posted by The Remittance Man at October 19, 2009 2:44 PM...the post bachelor party reception committee makes its preparations....
Posted by Harris the married man at October 19, 2009 5:43 PM