The only reason cactuses (cacti?) aren't banned in Britain is because they don't grow there.

Otherwise this pic would have been used as "proof" that they are a deadly weapon.

Heh. I actually took the biblical advice about nettles literally when dealing with a wannabe bully in junior HS while hiking on Powell Butte.

My hand was a little swollen for a few days ... but the retard I thrashed was wearing shorts and a t-shirt. Didn't see him again at school for nearly a week.