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Comments: Why bulldogs now need to carry a tape measure

That's nearly two bloody feet - even I can manage that!

Posted by Bruce at September 30, 2009 12:37 AM

In my state of Illinois,USA you have to be
within 12".

Posted by Beretta at September 30, 2009 1:09 AM

And that's saying something given the appalling turning circles of most cars built for the US market...

Posted by Cleanthes at September 30, 2009 8:56 AM

Please remember to ensure your Tape Measure has been calibrated by a recognised authority!!

Posted by Wills at September 30, 2009 12:22 PM

"It's alright, we can walk to the kerb from here."

Woody Allen to Annie Hall

Posted by Blognor Regis at September 30, 2009 1:58 PM

Agree with you on most stuff, but if you can't park within 20" of the kerb .... f*cking well learn to.

Posted by vervet at September 30, 2009 3:45 PM

Parallel parking is a test of manhood. Don't fail it.

Posted by Chris at September 30, 2009 5:01 PM

Run out flags for a tug and a harbor pilot!

Posted by comatus at October 1, 2009 5:16 AM

Get a fishermans ruler.

Posted by TimC at October 1, 2009 10:44 AM