Found somewhere by Johno

6 reasons men prefer guns to women…
1. You can trade in that ratty old 45 for a new 22
2. You can admire a friends gun & he will let you try it out
3. Your gun stays with you even if you run out of ammo
4. Guns function normally everyday
5. A gun doesn’t mind if you fall asleep after you use it

And…

6. You can buy a silencer for a gun

In fact I spent a little time on yesterdays flight thinking up of a few more that all seemed to entail getting actions tightened up & barrels re-sleeved; however in an uncharacteristic bout of decorum, haven’t posted them. Now ladies you’re a cordially invited to comment … (hint: trigger sears etc)