So I get back to FM Towers at about ten o’clock last night to find Mrs FM with a mashed up leg, chipped elbow & fifteen stitches in her arm. Apparently she fell off her horse/mountain bike or some such nonsense & is now bedridden ,doing more tablets than a Grateful Dead audience. As she is hors de combat & being the dutiful husband I could do the morning school run but instead, have decided to go to the range

This is going to really really cost!