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Blog Post Dated: October 16, 2009 6:00 AM | Permalink
1) "What caliber for philanderers?"
II was going to make one about "Shoot, shovel, and shut-up", but it involved certain female stereotypes, and someone might tell Mrs. Drang...
Posted by: D.W. Drang | October 16, 2009 8:05 AM
Does Tupperware make cartridge cases?
Posted by: Denis | October 16, 2009 9:29 AM
9 mm is far more satisfying than 9 inches
Posted by: Matthew | October 16, 2009 9:45 AM
P.S. Is that Hillary Clinton on the right? Perhaps she asked how to Kill Bill.
Posted by: Matthew | October 16, 2009 9:47 AM
"Now remember, with Glazer safety ammunition, if you miss the two timing sonofabitch, you're not going to have rounds punching through and annoying the neighbours."
Posted by: Rhys F. | October 16, 2009 9:49 AM
He was still moving after 6 wadcutters to the medula, so I simply slit his throat. He bled out in seconds and left a terrible mess.
Now I only use jacketed hollowpoints.
Posted by: Lang | October 16, 2009 6:01 PM
The Batley Townswomen's Guild prepares for their annual re-enactment of the D-Day assault.
Posted by: trainer | October 16, 2009 8:35 PM
"What?..... Don't look at me like that, I only said they don't vibrate"
Posted by: MovingRight | October 16, 2009 8:52 PM
"Yes, We can, can, can ..."
Cheers
Posted by: J.M. Heinrichs | October 17, 2009 6:18 AM
It is like knitting, ladies. Shoot one, load one. After so many rounds, you will have either finished a box or finished him off!
PS...I finally settled on a handgun. It is a revolver because I can't work the slide on an automatic. 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Cricket | October 17, 2009 11:15 AM
The new range from the Avon lady proves a great seller.
Posted by: Ghostrifle | October 17, 2009 11:19 AM
This sure beats the hell out of making sponge cakes.
Posted by: Rob | October 17, 2009 4:53 PM
When Ann Summers parties go bad ...
Posted by: The Remittance Man | October 19, 2009 2:44 PM
...the post bachelor party reception committee makes its preparations....
Posted by: Harris the married man | October 19, 2009 5:43 PM
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1) "What caliber for philanderers?"
II was going to make one about "Shoot, shovel, and shut-up", but it involved certain female stereotypes, and someone might tell Mrs. Drang...
Posted by: D.W. Drang | October 16, 2009 8:05 AM
Does Tupperware make cartridge cases?
Posted by: Denis | October 16, 2009 9:29 AM
9 mm is far more satisfying than 9 inches
Posted by: Matthew | October 16, 2009 9:45 AM
P.S. Is that Hillary Clinton on the right? Perhaps she asked how to Kill Bill.
Posted by: Matthew | October 16, 2009 9:47 AM
"Now remember, with Glazer safety ammunition, if you miss the two timing sonofabitch, you're not going to have rounds punching through and annoying the neighbours."
Posted by: Rhys F. | October 16, 2009 9:49 AM
He was still moving after 6 wadcutters to the medula, so I simply slit his throat. He bled out in seconds and left a terrible mess.
Now I only use jacketed hollowpoints.
Posted by: Lang | October 16, 2009 6:01 PM
The Batley Townswomen's Guild prepares for their annual re-enactment of the D-Day assault.
Posted by: trainer | October 16, 2009 8:35 PM
"What?..... Don't look at me like that, I only said they don't vibrate"
Posted by: MovingRight | October 16, 2009 8:52 PM
"Yes, We can, can, can ..."
Cheers
Posted by: J.M. Heinrichs | October 17, 2009 6:18 AM
It is like knitting, ladies. Shoot one, load one.
After so many rounds, you will have either finished a box or finished him off!
PS...I finally settled on a handgun. It is a revolver because I can't work the slide on an automatic. 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Cricket | October 17, 2009 11:15 AM
The new range from the Avon lady proves a great seller.
Posted by: Ghostrifle | October 17, 2009 11:19 AM
This sure beats the hell out of making sponge cakes.
Posted by: Rob | October 17, 2009 4:53 PM
When Ann Summers parties go bad ...
Posted by: The Remittance Man | October 19, 2009 2:44 PM
...the post bachelor party reception committee makes its preparations....
Posted by: Harris the married man | October 19, 2009 5:43 PM