Of yobo boyos & cross dressing cage fighters
Only in Swansea dear readers, only in Swansea...
Two yobs who attacked a pair of cross-dressers picked on the wrong guys - they were cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress. Drunken Dean Gardener and Jason Fender taunted the pair who were tottering along the street in wigs, short skirts and high heels.
When bare-chested Gardener aimed a punch at one of the cage fighters, his friend, wearing a sparkly black dress and long wig, stepped in and landed two lightning quick blows. The punches sent the yobs reeling, while their intended victims teetered away in their high heels, stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they had dropped during the melée.
They had already scrapped with several men, including one dressed as Spider-Man, before they approached the cross-dressing cage fighters.
But better still
The incident was caught on CCTV as the pair confronted one of the drag queens, who was wearing a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube.
& the money quote...
As they appeared in court yesterday, their lawyer, Mark Davies, said: 'You know it cannot have been a good night when you get into a fight with Spider-Man and two cross-dressing men.
Maybe there is an upside to this whole CCTV thing?
Comments
A new version of reality tv?
Good for them. I get so tired of perps.
Posted by: Cricket | October 8, 2009 3:07 AM
My only quibble is that the cagefighters didn't beat the two scrotes to death.
Posted by: Kim du Toit | October 8, 2009 9:00 PM
I realize they probably didn't want to be late to the party, but as a duty to society they could have taken the time to break their necks kind of accidently on purpose.
Posted by: toad | October 9, 2009 5:32 AM