This morning dear readers you find me on a train

Much as it pains me to admit this, your humble correspondent is on his was to Manchester (not good) to attend the Conservative Party Conference (even worse). Quite what I am doing there I am not altogether certain (bribing & blackmailing MPs & prospective Parliamentary candidates) other than updating The Book that we will use on The Glorious Day identify The Guilty
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Write away. Depressingly, The Book will probably contain as many Conservative names as Labour/LibDem ones, but that's just the way it goes.
Give that little twerp Letwin a knee in the nads from me, will you?
Posted by: Kim du Toit | October 4, 2009 7:41 PM
oh happy days - is there still a ban on champagne...what will you do
Give that other short twerp Bercow (sadly a product of my uni days) a double tap from me xxxxxx
Posted by: captain cobra | October 4, 2009 11:58 PM
whats this APPROVAL b*llo!ks... your own nanny prescrptitive state - a sad state of affairs, retrograde dear chap,
prefer the libertarian (and laughter) approach
Posted by: captain cobra | October 5, 2009 12:02 AM
got your ferret firmly in your trousers - keep that northern disguise up!!
Posted by: hugh | October 5, 2009 9:13 AM
Then your week will be as pants as my weekend was! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
Posted by: TimC | October 5, 2009 9:29 AM