Whisky 2: This weeks best death threat
As I have mentioned before, your humble correspondent receives a fair few ‘death threats’ – this week 7 so far, but there is still time for a few more to come in. Any that are brave enough to leave an email address that works get an invitation to attend a little (cough cough) meeting which is why I dropped a note to Nikoz ( nikoz_makaveli@hotmail.com ) who clearly has issues with some of my opinions...
I'ma kill you f*ckin around with those helpless animals cut ya throat wish I 'd meet ya
Nikoz, we should get together, really we should...
Comments
I must admit to jealousy...I've had no death threats,I'll try harder.
Posted by: thud | October 2, 2009 12:49 AM
use the 12 gauge
Posted by: fusilier harris | October 2, 2009 1:25 AM
Fusilier Harris,
No - that would be distressingly quick. But I grant you that the problem with my favoured solution (beat him about the head with the Talisker bottle) is that it could cause an unconscionable waste of the Isle of Skye's finest.
Posted by: Cleanthes | October 2, 2009 9:20 AM
Words are cheap. Cowardly death threats are even cheaper.
Posted by: pdwalker | October 2, 2009 9:50 AM
Points:
1.) If you use the shotgun, i expect you are well aware that bird shot is FAR from certain on 2 legged predators. Is buckshot readily available in England?
2.) The Masuer seems rather TOO expedient. Perhaps the cap and ball revolvers.. Give the poor bastard SOME chance..
3.) Quite nice brace of charcoal burners you have there. I like the 1860 Colt, but is that a Spiller&Burr .44 on the left? A shame nobody seems to make a good reproduction of the Adams revolvers. A good Englishman should have a good English revolver, no? I'd buy one, if they made one, to add to my collection of BP arms. Don't tell Kim though.. He already thinks of me as a luddite due to my interest in pre-cartridge arms..
Larry in Rochester
Posted by: Larry Anderson | October 2, 2009 2:11 PM
Too bad the coward didn't leave his real name:
nikoz_makaveli@hotmail.com
Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli (3 May 1469 – 21 June 1527)
Any fool can make an account on hotmail (like me).
Posted by: Steve_in_CA | October 2, 2009 4:34 PM
Maybe he'd get on better if he used his braincell to learn to speak properly instead of whinging at you...
Posted by: Bruce | October 2, 2009 7:22 PM
My dear chap you make friends and influence people where ever you go. Must give you a nice warm glow inside.
Posted by: Ghostrifle | October 3, 2009 10:10 AM
You should be more careful. Cigarettes can kill you!
Posted by: Bob | October 13, 2009 10:45 AM