Animal Day 2: Road kill toys
After a freak accident on Silverstone Racetrack involving Jensen Button’s Honda, Splodge passed away on 14th July 2007, aged 2. The beloved son of Nigel and Sally Hedgehog, Splodge was born on 29th April 2005. He was educated at Herts College, where he took an NVQ in joinery. Very popular in the hedgerows of Hertfordshire, Splodge loved indulging his hobbies of rollerblading and kite-flying. His next of kin, Pop the Weasel, will be holding a private ceremony for close friends at Moors Farm, Bracklebury, on 23rd July 2007. Bread and milk will be laid on.
Curriculum Vitae
Name: Splodge
Occupation: Hedgehog
Date of Birth: 29/04/2005
Education: NVQ in joinery from Herts College
Skills: Eating peas and blowing them out through his nose.
Hobbies: Rollerblading and socialising
Certificate of Death
Date of birth: 29/04/2005
Date of death: 14/07/2007
Place of death: Silverstone Racetrack
Cause of death: Jensen Button, in his Formula 1 Honda.
Next of kin: Pop the weasel
Last known address: An empty milk carton, outside the Lidl store, Sidcup
& you can buy Splodge here