A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Jean-Franco was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when...
... he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Jean-Franco reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.
The sex finally ends and, again, Jean-Franco smiles and asks, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Jean-Franco reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Jean-Franco falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian".
Comments
Well, if you are going to make a mistake with communication, there could be worse results.
Posted by: pdwalker | September 22, 2009 8:33 AM
Groannnnnnn.
Was that a shagging dog joke?
Posted by: toad | September 23, 2009 9:53 AM