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Recognition guide

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Mr FM, this just isn't going to help at all.

For example, it's obvious that the one in the top right is just a toy spud gun.

And the one in the bottom right is MUCH more dangerous than an AK-47. I know, I drove one once...

Bruce

No slingshot?

Yesterday's Telegraph says that custard cream biscuits should be on the list, too. Who knew?

Wait...no AK-74???

They are all "assault weapons" which should be banned, according to journalists and their friends.

I'll never forget CNN's coverage of the invasion of Panama. They televised an aircraft circling over Panama City and reported it as a C-141 Starlifter awaiting clearance for landing.

The airplane had propellers. It was an AC-130 Specter gunship looking for targets.

Journalism is generally for people not smart enough to get at least a C average in any major other than Education or Theater. That pretty much explains why reporting is so bad. It also explains why our public schools suck and why most actors are stupid.

What, actors are people who couldn't get journalism degrees?

Top row, L - R: AK74, M16
second row: french SPS 7mm, Uzi
third row: Barret .50, Walther PPK
fourth row: Beretta 9mm, RPG-7
bottom row, Air nozzle or liquid applicator, Vauxhaull Chevalier?

Go on :D Am I right, no resorting to guns.ru or google :P

Top row l-r: AK-47, M-16 A1
2nd row l-right: FNH P-90 5.7, UZI, next row: Barret m-82 50 BMG, Walther PPK,
next row- CZ 75, RPG
next row Potato gun, Chevelle?

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