If this blatant victimisation isn't enough, Health Secretary Toerag would like to turn the entire nation into police informants by sticking notices everywhere warning that having just a swift half is socially irresponsible, completely verboten & urging people to ring a hotline number if someone is seen enjoying the contents of his or her hip flask at the local point-to-point. Crack teams of Einsatzgruppen from Ministry of Temperance will then descend upon the hapless drinker, seize their children & condemn said drinker to a length period of penal servitude in some dry gulag.

What next? Grassing up the diner on the next table for failing to eat his greens? Calling a Nicotine Unit Enforcement Officer when someone sparks up a smoko as they walk to the bus stop in the morning? Compulsory monthly weigh-ins in market squares where the general populace can gather to ridicule any lard-arses who haven't lost the government-approved amount of weight?

However if the intention is try & curtail the supply, to the hoi polloi, of vast quantities of alcohol, thus endangering their health & leading to outbreaks of rowdiness & violence, why not try this. The next time chavvie yoofs go rampaging through the streets after overdoing it on the Monster Get Pissed Fast Donner und Blitzen lager, just lock them up. For a long time.

When Chantelle Storm collapses in the street outside the nightclub in a sea of manmade fibres, vomit & cellulite after a night of binge drinking – simply leave her there. Let her take responsibility for her own actions. In the winter months there is even a fair chance that she might die of exposure while unconscious – a sure fire way to reduce the teenage pregnancy rate. See, once again this site brings the long suffering taxpayer simple cost effective solutions & at no charge I will add