& now a slight re-working of an old classic
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan. Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
The USA is sending troops to help...
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending supplies.
New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian continents are sending labor to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.
Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.
Britain , not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis. God Bless British generosity.
Re-discovered by DB
Comments
...and pregnant!
Posted by: Nige | July 29, 2009 11:59 PM
Yer gonna roast in hell, Mr. FM.
[exit, sniggering]
Posted by: Kim du Toit | July 30, 2009 4:29 PM
I thought the punchline was going to be,
... finish the job off.
Posted by: Simon Jester | August 1, 2009 1:19 PM
We'ed never be that lucky lol
Posted by: j morgan | August 1, 2009 7:53 PM