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The Mother in Law from Hell has had a bit of an accident

Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call saying that the the Wicked Witch of the West had had an accident on her way over to FM Towers. She narrowly escaped injury after she she was forced to make an emergency landing in a garden on the other side of the turnpike, after encountering a problem while on final approach

The Civil Aviation Authority has already issued a preliminary report, stating that the pilots vision became impaired by black cat's tail. The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board & no one on the ground was injured.

The photograph below was taken at the scene to show the extent of damage to her aircraft - she was really lucky .. we were not so

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Comments

Well at least it was a single instead of a twin.

"Warthog at twelve o'clock high."

I can't remember the source but I remember reading about a guy who had a real short and mean mother-in- law. Things were getting heated between them when he told her, "Why don't you get on your whisk broom and fly the hell out of here." She was shocked for a minute and then started laughing. They've got on a lot better after that.

bwahahahaha...

I'm always reminded of the time when Hillary Clinton went on a tour of Afghanistan, and her chopper was given the call-sign, "Broomstick One" by the Army.

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