Sometimes we can learn from other cultures
Last week we touched upon cocktail waitresses’ dresses, this morning I thought that we would start our week with school girls’ skirts or to be precise, the miniskirts unless anyone has an objection to that? No? OK so I will continue with this sad news from Upton by Chester High School.
100 pupils walk out of high school in protest at ban on short skirts
Now normally we might be expected to offer join in such protests in the hope of achieving such lofty goals however before you start painting the placards, you might want to take a quick shufti at Chloe & Stacey Tate, who are at the centre of the row...
Now far from it for me to make personal remarks about anyone except politicians, lawyers, environmentalists etc etc etc but just for once I cannot help thinking that these young (ahem) ladies should adopt a slightly more demure attire...
...such as burkhas! Frankly I’d say that headteacher Jane Holland at the school is doing everyone a huge favour but for a slightly more earthy discourse on this story, the soldiery have a thread running on ARRSE
Comments
Bloody hell!...what to do?...milk them or harpoon them?
Posted by: thud | June 21, 2009 11:34 PM
Firstly I would flog the parents(as in the cat of nine tails, I doubt eBay would let them be listed) then boot camp for the porky brats until the waistline and attitude get trim.
Posted by: chris Edwards | June 22, 2009 3:52 AM
Lap bands or medically supervised starvation first. If you put them in exercise camp the way they are now they'd blow their knees and ankles the first day.
Posted by: toad | June 22, 2009 4:47 AM
Damned ... I thought we yanks were fat ...
Posted by: Kristopher | June 22, 2009 9:36 PM
Mingers of the first order im not suprised the teachers did not want to see there fat arse's wobbling up the stairs in front of them!
Posted by: ajdshootist | June 22, 2009 10:52 PM
Pigs in Knickers, what a hoot arrsse is, hadnt heard that since leaving the mob!
Posted by: TimC | June 23, 2009 8:36 AM
These luscious beauties could undoubtedly grace the hallowed pages of Viz... their demeanour encapsulates the very essence of our proud land, our England... NOT!
Posted by: Hardlynatural | June 24, 2009 8:30 PM
Shoot the slags!
Posted by: twat-hunter | June 24, 2009 8:32 PM
Quite proberly this type of obese pond scum has yet to discover the delights of underwear which quite rightly would make any teacher throw up(male or female)and demand longer skirts,tho the "Ed" is quite right in his demand to "burhka" them lol
Posted by: justin | June 29, 2009 6:33 PM
If they aren't the best argument for making women wear a burka, I don't know what is.
Posted by: Wayne | December 5, 2009 5:03 AM