Gun Post Thursday: Dr. FM’s Proprietary Ounce of Lead Athletes Foot Remedy
Picking up from where we left off last night, now this from TDB
If you rest the barrels of your shotgun on your foot, it is probably wise to check that it is ‘broken’ & unloaded. If you decide not to do this it is generally considered sensible not to pull the trigger...
As our correspondent goes on to point out, in addition to drunks, it now appears God protects mindless Shotgunners
Comments
just walk it off. there's absolutely no need to see a doctor for that tiny, insignificant wound, old chap...
Posted by: Roger | June 11, 2009 8:48 AM
I trust he finished his round?
PS. A .22LR fired from a sub calibre device, through a boot DMS, makes a significantly less spectacular wound!
Posted by: bambi-ski | June 11, 2009 8:58 AM
HFS!!! Ow! my aching foot!
Doesn't this poor bastard know the rule about a gun being consider ALWAYS loaded?
Posted by: pdwalker | June 11, 2009 1:01 PM
As Roger said, 'tis but a flesh wound. A Band-Aid and half a bottle of decent Scotch should set him right.
He's just lucky he didn't set the muzzle on his instep. Idiot.
Posted by: Kim du Toit | June 11, 2009 1:41 PM
He's going to have fun learning to walk again...
Posted by: SSG Jeff (USAR) | June 11, 2009 5:40 PM
I wonder if they managed to save this idiot's toe?
If he loses that, he will be better off with a peg-leg.
At least he was enough on the ball to offer himself up as a non-rolemodel Goofus.
Posted by: Kristopher | June 11, 2009 5:49 PM
According to what I saw on another blog, this was an attempted amputation by .45ACP..
Posted by: emdfl | June 13, 2009 12:23 AM
I never thought athletes foot could get THAT annoying! Darwin award?
Posted by: natters | June 16, 2009 12:20 PM