Death to the Health & Safety oppressors
For most visitors, the only injury likely to befall them is a pricked finger or a little sunburn.
But that hasn’t stopped health and safety officials claiming pick-your-own fruit farms could be hiding a host of hazards within their hedgerows. Yesterday, one of the country’s most popular strawberry farms announced it is to close to the public after being ordered to ‘radically refurbish’ its land following a risk assessment.
Clearly Generalissimo Free Market's Martini Doctrine needs to immediately be extended beyond the legal profession to include all members of the Health & Safety Executive as well as employees of wanky insurance companies. Slaughter every single last one of them. Without pity. Without remorse.
Comments
Your uncompromising doctrine needs to be extended in it's scope.I await further developments.
Posted by: thud | June 4, 2009 12:57 PM
This is not as a result of H&S - it's a result of the landshark lawyers again. If they didn't chase ambulances everytime someone slipped, we wouldn't need insurance!
Posted by: John | June 4, 2009 2:58 PM
Trying to find something wrong with your argument. Can't.
Commence firing.
Posted by: Kim du Toit | June 4, 2009 4:47 PM
Heartily agree with both the above posts, carry on sergeant!
Posted by: PeteR | June 4, 2009 6:32 PM
Set out a stock of .30-06 for me and let me go to work.
"Every Marine a Rifleman"
Posted by: LCpl Dan | June 6, 2009 3:45 AM