’n Boer maak ‘n plan
If you are a store owner from, Brakpan (South Africa) & you are tired of people breaking into your shop on Voortrekker Road, what are you going to do? Simple, shave your dog to look like a lion.
That should keep the tea leaves away...
I don't have any data on how our ersatz lion has impacted upon existing customers' shopping patterns, average spend & dwell times however from what I hear, the lads from Brakpan don't really care. They are a bit like that! Typical bl**dy miserable Dutchmen.
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Oi! I'm a Dutchman and not bleeding.... nor miserable...
Just about to send you some fine capitalistic cigars.... gonna smoke 'm myself now.... ;-)
Posted by: MdB | May 29, 2009 8:38 AM
Brakpan is about as close to the arsehole of the universe as it's possible to get, without resorting to the extreme Third World.
Former Minister of Police and later Prime Minister Balthazar John Vorster was once the MP for Brakpan. 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Kim du Toit | May 31, 2009 3:25 PM
THIS WAS IN MEXICO, ITS NOT TO BE PROUD, BUT I HAVE TO CLAIM FOR THE MEXICAN "CREATIVITY"
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Posted by: APZ | June 1, 2009 11:02 PM
Kim,
You've obviously never visited Twentynine Palms, CA. If there's anywhere located outside the Third World that more resembles a butthole, I'm definitely not aware of it.
Posted by: LCpl Dan | June 7, 2009 1:16 AM