Courtesy of Gwelicus

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1

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Swine flu is getting serious, it has been reported to be a hamdemic, which may lead to an aporkolypse... but we'll get through. Where there's a swill there's a way