Following on from our little lovers conundrum of last week – we now have this...

A married barrister who had an affair with a client charged her £250 an hour, even while they were spending intimate time together, legal papers claim. Marc Beaumont, 46, had a "romantic and intimate love affair" with Anal Sheikh, 48, a solicitor, after she retained his services to represent her in at least three cases she was involved in. But he is alleged to have ended their affair and Miss Sheikh is now suing Mr Beaumont for £800,000, claiming amongst other things that he charged her not just for the time they were working, but also the personal time they spent together.

So let me see if I have got this right, Marc is being sued by Anal because he charged her for what?? This is yet another case that needs to be heard by 'Hanging' Judge Free Market’s Bloody Assizes for shear amusement value if nothing else!