His latest whine is that we bulldogs have a bit of a problem with religion...

I don't believe we are living in a secular society and I don't believe we are living in a deeply religiously divided society. I believe we are living in a country that is uncomfortably haunted by the memory of religion and doesn't quite know what to do with it ... a society which is religiously plural and confused and therefore not necessarily hostile

This is hardly surprising when you consider that the era of sensible stout parsons has long since gone & they have been replaced by Guardian reading sodomites & hairy legged wimmin in flat shoes who have taken it upon themselves to reinterpret the Gospels to include a environmentally justifiable post-feminist narrative while butchering the beautiful language of the King James Bible. All done in the name of accessibility.

In my increasingly less frequent rational moments, I might well concede that these days I don’t have a lot to do with the God squad mainly because when they are all off praying for the starving children of Africa who will die of Aids in any case, I am at home in bed nursing my normal behemoth of a Sunday morning hangover. But every time I hear Williams, I realise that we bulldogs aren’t uncomfortably haunted by the memory of religion as he would have us believe, we just don’t like him very much