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& now local councils affords us a new sporting opportunity

Fed up which feeding the corpses of Health & Safety Executive employees to your dogs? Well what about this

Our movements are already tracked by CCTV, speed cameras and even spies in dustbins.Now snooping on the public has reached new heights with local authorities putting spy planes in the air to snoop on homeowners who are wasting too much energy.Thermal imaging cameras are being used to create colour-coded maps which will enable council officers to identify offenders and pay them a visit to educate them about the harm to the environment and measures they can take. A scheme is already under way in Broadland District Council in Norfolk, which has spent £30,000 hiring a plane with a thermal imaging camera.

I can’t help but think that something like a good load of No.4 shot out of a 10 or even an 8-bore could well be the answer here. After all, in places like East Anglia where this scheme is in operation has a rich wildfowling tradition & such pieces are resonably common. The other alternative & it has equal merit, is to simply start burning down local council offices having first ensured that all doorways, espically the fire exits, are completely obstructed. Thermal image that you b*stards !

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It's not the councils using IR helos in town here, it's the Northland police :D Dope growing capital of NZ, they fly over and then go knock on doors of houses with hot roofs on the premise that it's lots and lots of lightbulbs hanging over plants that cause the IR bloom.

I do wish they'd spend that time and money finding P labs not growers, as far as I'm concerned, if someone wants to fry their brains on pot, which has the effect of making one relaxed and all chilled out, that's their business, and a victimless crime... P freaks that go out and chop people up are the ones creating victim filled crime.

I'd love the stasi to ask me about my insulation, My answer would be to ask about my taxes being used on airplanes which ofcourse are environmentally friendly arent they!

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