How to deal with diktats
Every time a multi-agency initiative prioritises its best-practice paradigms and allocates resources to a tranche of strategic procurement, they let down a bucket into our money and splash it about.
Forget getting angry at local government jargon ... get busy stretching necks & other body parts

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The "strappado" (on the right) is a particularly fine technique; far more elegant than the rather crude "breaking" (on the left).
Posted by: Kim du Toit | March 19, 2009 3:11 PM