Robert Mugabe goes to Israel on a state visit (ok this is a joke). He suffers a heart attack in Jerusalem and dies. The undertaker tells his entourage “ You can have him shipped home for $ 500 000.00 or have him buried in the Holy Land for $ 500.00”. After much discussion the entourage decides to have Bob shipped home. This confuses the undertaker. “ Why would you spend all that money to have him shipped home when you could use it to buy diesel, food, generators and medicines for the long suffering people of Zimbabwe?”

The Zimbabweans replied “Long ago a man died here, was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take that chance.”

Via Alan