Making two internet searches through Google produces about the same amount of carbon dioxide as boiling a kettle, it has been estimated.

This is why tonight dear readers, I have enough searches currently running to produce the same amount of carbon dioxide as driving a Range Rover. What fun! I can now destroy the rainforest from the sofa of sloth. Global warmists watch out: If we're not doomed yet, we soon will be if I have anything to do with it