This morning, we start with Robin Page, he of One Man & His Dog fame.

He is described by the liberal left MSM luvvvvvies as

a tireless political demagogue who inveighs against gays, Muslims, Brussels and the Brixton carnival

so not a bad bloke then. Indeed a quick shufti through the redoubtable Mr Page’s back catalogue reveals little nuggets such as

Speaking at a Countryside Alliance demonstration at the 1999 Labour Party conference, he claimed Blair had "the same animal welfare policies as Adolf Hitler"

&

"There are minorities in Britain that have their rights respected, such as gays and Muslims, but if you are a countryman who chases a fox (which I'm not) your rights are not protected. I'm not criticising gays or Muslims, I'm just lamenting the fact that I haven't got the same civil liberties as they've got."

After giving the same speech at a country fair in Gloucestershire he was arrested for saying

"If you are a black, vegetarian, Muslim, asylum-seeking, one-legged lesbian lorry driver, I want the same rights as you."

The excuse that the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit gave was that he was under suspicion of stirring up racial hatred. Utimately Page received £2,000 compensation from Gloucestershire Police for wrongful arrest and detention.

Anyway, back to the man himself & his money quote for this weekend...

For those people who are "global warmists" my diesel consumption should be applauded. Global warming and sea level rise mean only one thing: the House of Commons will be flooded first. Wonderful. The only person who would clearly survive such an event would be Gormless Gordon. Am I the only person irritated by the way he gulps air? I wonder if he has been genetically modified with the genes of a goldfish?

& he now has his own blog. Probably worth keeping an eye on.