I for one would start with PETA and ALF, and move on to Forest & Bird and the Wild Greens. Respectively the groups aiming to ban ownership of pets and farm animals, and the groups aiming to eradicate any and all introduced species from the wild, including the ones I like to hunt.

I would certainly include such f*ckwits as Phillip Alpers and his ban-all-guns cronies.

:D

The U.S. Senate. Only 100 members, ergo no chance the barrel will overheat.

Tough luck for its newest members, Al Franken and Roland Burris, of course, but they're Democrats anyway so I don't care.

And if I may, I'd rather use the old MG42 over the Browning -- get the whole thing over with quickly so I can join you for a weekend's grouse shooting.

My list is so large only tactical nukes would suffice.

The 435 US Congress-critters.

Let's see, using a 1911A1 and 7-round magazines, it'll take 62 full mags, plus the one up the spout. That's under nine full 50-round boxes. My left thumb would be a little sore from stuffing the mags with the .45 JHP's, but that would be a minor price to pay.

You wouldn't be threatening to kill them if we renamed them congress-kittens ...

Every single member of hamas and hezbollah and all of their supporters plus all of al kida and their supporters plus all of the mutawa and baseeji and every single fatwah spewing 'cleric'.

My go-no go test would be,
1) do you believe in global warming.
2) do you support islam.
3) Did you vote Labour/ Demoncrat
4) have you ever had sex with kids (some overlap with 2)
they are the pass questions, pass to the trench that is.
5) did you vote for Thatcher, Reagan, Churchill Palin
6) have you ever fought for your christian/ conservative/decent country (my choice of decent
these two can even pardon the individual from the sins of the first 3
If you get a hell no for the first 4 and a yes for the last 2 you get to help run things (there will not be many politicians left so someone will have to run things)

Gordon Brown, David Milliband, Harriet Harman, John Prescott, and Cilla Black (don't ask).

Let's see George Sorros and his entire family.
The owners and heads of all the broadcast TV networks. The mayor and council of Los Angeles.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to use the SUV with the mini-gun mount. I'm not a fan of the 5.56mm round, but a burst from the mini will throw them past the lip. Next week I'll need to start figuring where I need to drop big fuel/air bombs to re-district the big urban cities where the ferals gather.

Anyone who has appeared(or aspires to)on big brother/x-factor/pop idol etc deserves to have their weekend spoiled.

I'm a Yank, but I've taken a dislike to the writers, produces and actors of "MI5" which is broadcast on Sunday nites in my part of the U.S. These wankers trot out the most asinine array of villains imaginable. Last week, it was American southern fundamentalist abortion-clinic bombers. This week it was British far-right loonies looking to start a race war. Amazin' P.C. rubbish. Enough to make your teeth ache. I'd prefer not to shoot them, but rather to go all Jihadi with a basket-hilt broadsword.

Wouldn't it be easier to just assume that everyone gets shot unless they can demonstrate that they are a decent person.

It will take longer than a weekend but if I give everyone a 30 second chat. Those who pass with flying colours get to conduct their own interviews to save time.

Further time can also be saved by assuming that some groups will automatically fail, such as everyone who lives in Essex, Liverpool and Wales.

anyone who believes or espouses global warming. Darwing would be proud of me!!

I think I would start with carpet bombing of Washington DC, New York, New Orleans, Detroit, Chicago, and Los Angeles.

I would want to evacuate the contents of the Smithsonian Institute, and the National Archives first; however, not elected officials or residents of that cesspool would be allowed out.

Every bearded, sandal wearing, hessian clad twat that lives in Glastonbury.

With a permanantly manned Vulcan cannon mounted on the Tor to take out any other weirdoes that think they are spiritually 'at one' with nature because they dodge soap and own a camper van.

I will deal with the caravan towing, motorway jamming gits as a secondary mission.

Anyone who cried over Diana or that kiddy fiddler King of poop recently. The entire MOD. And anyone employed by the local council.

D.W. Drang
Neutron bomb? No evacuation necessary.

Cheers

The entire "upper management" coterie of Iran.

The entire "upper management" coterie of Al-Quaida.

To paraphrase Mark Twain:"I don't advocate violence against my fellow man, but there would be several obituaries it would give me great pleasure to read."

Hmmmm...who would I want to give a dose of "Stalin's Aspirin" (it cures headaches instantly!)to? I wouldn't want deprive anyone of their fun - wouldn't be sporting - so I won't repeat some of the excellent suggestions listed above

1) Those who spam wonderful newsgroups with endless rants of their demented policial/social/historical beliefs. No, the attacks on September 11th, 2001 were NOT a hallucinaton followed by a controlled demolition engineered by Dick Cheney and the CIA. We just WISH they could do stuff like that.

2) "Renactors" of all stripes at historical sites. I have a PhD in history, did my dissertation in the military branch of the discipline and taught the subject for the US Army - the odds are very strong in my favor that I know more about the period than you do. So shut up, let me read the damn placard and try to envison the scene in my military mind. And don't you DARE tell me what type of day to have!

3) Anyone who shows up at Hiroshima on August 8. Start showing up at Pearl Harbor, Nanking, Manila and Singapore to protest Jap aggression and I might start to listen to you.