Eternal damnation? No, this is the No.14 to Clapham Common
Hello, nice to see you all again. As the more perceptive of you have probably realised by now - this is hell, and I am the Devil. Goodevening. You can call me Toby, if you like - we try and keep things informal down here, as well as infernal.
Now, you're all here for eternity, which I hardly need tell you is a sod of a long time, so you get to know everyone pretty well by the end, but for now I'll have to split you up into groups.
Are there any questions?
No, I'm afraid we don't have any toilets, if you'd read your bible you would have seen that it was damnation without relief. So, I'm afraid if you didn't go before you came then you're not going to enjoy yourself very much, but then, I believe that's the general idea.
Sometimes I think I might be an atheist, possibly agnostic but mainly I am hungover. However this morning dear readers it would seem that the disciples of Dawkins will not be denied.
Atheist adverts declaring that "there's probably no God" have been placed on 800 buses around Britain after an unprecedented fundraising campaign
On the other hand, British Humanist Association might be catastrophically wrong in which case it is well worth recalling Rowan Atkinson’s ‘Devil’s Sketch’ from which the quote at the top of the post is taken. As the Devil, or Toby as he likes to be known, starts to conclude his welcome address & divide up Hell’s latest guests, he asks
Atheists, over here please. You must be feeling a right bunch of charlies.
Comments
In a free society, Dawkins and his disciples are free to promote their ideas and also to pay for advertising campaigns.
But their message has to be contrasted with that which is written in the Word of God, Psalm 14 verse 1 --
The fool has said in his heart,
"There is no God."
They are corrupt, they have committed abominable deeds;
There is no one who does good.
Posted by: Arthur Murgatroyd | February 22, 2009 4:59 PM