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You just can't make this up

When it comes to shameless cockweasel amoral behaviour, you have to look no further than the Westminster Village to see more duplicity than at the average Greek counterfeiters convention. Even the most cursory glance at the antics of Parliament’s inmates will reveal more backstabbing than goes on in London’s pubs on an average evening. Its just a shame that just like Blighty’s pubgoers, more MPs don’t end up in the morgue

With the same recurring inevitability of an outbreak of herpes our political overlords are complaining squealing like stuck pigs that we are too cynical about their motives (as if) & at the top of the Nu Labour blame triangle are who? Bloggers! Surely not? We are all wholesome clean living paradigms of equanimity that will go to any ends to rescue drowning little kittens. However in the warped & twisted universe inhabited by the ginger haired old harridan…

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Political blogs are fuelling a culture of cynicism about politics, communities secretary Hazel Blears has claimed

& there was me thinking that we were just kids in pajamas that no one read. Clearly we have become cynical kids in PJs, who according the sour faced one, are as guilty as sin when it comes to thoughtcrimes &

spreading corrosive cynicism

I certainly would never want to be accused of that....

The closest that I do to corrosive is the browny-black sludge that is currently running out of the dung heap in the corner of the farmyard & leaching into the aquifer. However trust me when I say that despite the odour & the fact that our local streams are now devoid of any form of life, it is in a good cause … as part of my attempt to create dark matter. As soon as I have managed to make say half a Landrover load, its going straight through the letterbox at the Palace of Westminster in the vainglorious hope that we might be rid of the lot of them in one fail swoop & start saving the taxpayer not insignificant sums of money.

However aside from our perceived cynicism, we also

fuel disengagement by focusing on unearthing scandals, conspiracies & perceived hypocrisy

which again is as wide of the mark as your average French artillery shell. The only fuelling that your humble correspondent would have to admit to in Court is the petrol-air weapon development programme that regular readers will know is going on at the back of the Dutch barn. Come The Glorious Day, forget the representatives of the Caliphate Party & their never ending list of perceived injustices, it is us stout bulldogs that will extract a terrible price from the Comrade Brown & acolytes. But aside from not being true believers in Nu Labour, it seems that we bloggers have

disdain for the political system and politicians

Now that also simply isn’t fair or right. I have neither disdain for our political system nor for politicians – I am however dismayed on a daily basis by the way in with the current regime has sort to erode our beloved freedoms while dismantling so many of the institutions that define once-Great Britain & have served her so well over the years.

Unless and until political blogging 'adds value' to our political culture, by allowing new and disparate voices, ideas and legitimate protest and challenge, and until the mainstream media reports politics in a calmer, more responsible manner, it will continue to fuel a culture of cynicism and pessimism

Adding value? What on earth is that supposed to mean in this context as it is normally only used by failing CEO’s trying to explain where all the shareholders funds have gone. In fact I much prefered cynicism & pessimism because I can promise your all now that I will be the most chipper fellow in the world when I am performing the happy dance on the last socialist control freaks grave.

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Koontz like that are terrified of freedom. They just HAVE to control political discourse. With the coming of the blessed Obama, the U.S. is facing a First Ammendment battle centering on the desire of many political hacks to resurrect the "Fairness Doctrine." Right now, the internet and U.S. radio are democratic forums where virtually anyone can have a voice. Politicains - most of the Lefties _ just hate that. Stand by for a battle royal.


Yes, we call it free speech here, and the only ones who want to suppress it are the ones who are being taken to task for their idiocy. We call that censorship.

Doesn't Monty Python charge for public humiliations? Would she feel better about it if bloggers charged a subscription that was taxed?

Bomber, it isn't just the first amendment that is going to be contested. The second is going to go up for grabs too.

I will be applying for a CCW permit.

SouthernLadyBug,

Don't bother with the CCW permit. Obama has pledged to outlaw CCW nationwide. Along with another egregious "assault weapons" ban which many democrats want to include confiscation of firearms.

The Second Amendment revolution is coming in the next 4 years. You can bank on it.

Remember Lexington & Concord!

Think about it. You are elected to a very prestigious group, a huge coterie of hired hands buffs your buttocks every minute of every day and tells you what a shiney hiney you have, and you come to believe that your waste outputs don't stink.

And then some lousy bunch of peasants criticize you? Off with their heads.

Nice to see the BBC links to Guy Fawkes blog (http://www.order-order.com/)

I often wonder just how far away from the real world and up their own arses politicians really are. You just need to speak to one, well, read their press-releases, to find out.

Perhaps if the politicians every came out from their ivory trousers, erm, I mean towers, and lived with the people THEY ARE MEANT TO SERVE, then we bloggers might start to add value.

As it is, we're shit on from every angle so I think it's our right to voice our opinions. If the politicians don't like it, they can fuck off.

Rah.

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