For the 14th year running, the EU’s auditors have refused to sign off its accounts i.e. the EU is unable, to its auditors satisfaction, to account for where all our money has gone.

If you don’t file a tax return to the Inland Revenues satisfaction … you go to jail. If you are a company director & you don’t file audited accounts with Companies House … you go to jail. The government sends billions of pounds to Brussels each year which it is unable to account for … you send billions of pounds the year after. After all, nothing beats frittering our money away.

I know that I get irate about this story every year, & my normal answer is to recommend option A default response - start hanging politicians. However this year we have a seismic change (in honour of The Chosen One) & should be offering the EU option B. Namely, no more money until you file 14 years audited accounts & you have 90 days to file said accounts or the bombing starts

I just feel quite strongly that when you take a look at the hydra headed EU bureaucracy hanging unaccountable politicians & unelected bureaucrats will simply take too long, even if it is carried out on an industrial scale - carpet bombing is the practical solution