...from Mr du Toit who seems slightly vexed as a result of reading the latest pseudo-scientific survey

Of course, it’s load of old twaddle, put together by scientists, a group who are not renowned for the social skills and healthy lives anyway. Come to think of it, the list is horribly womanly, but that’s hardly surprising, considering that modern-day scientists are more interested in telling the rest of us how to live their lives than, say, inventing really useful stuff like insecticides and atom bombs.

One can always combine activities, such as shooting the daughter’s boyfriend, then hugging her to tell her that it’s for her own good. And the health benefits of putting socialists to death are well documented, so if your daughter doesn’t have a boyfriend…