Enter Comrade Brown
The financial crisis was indeed a failure of regulation. The system was overwhelmed by innovation. Regulators are going to have to catch up &, you could say, try to hold innovation back. The question to ponder is this: in which other industries will curbing innovation – also known as market forces – strike governments or voters, in the US or anywhere else, as a good idea?
Clive Crook
Watching a few current affairs programmes over the weekend, your humble correspondent couldn’t help but be struck by the calls from just about everyone for all bankers to be strung up with even greater alacrity than some 500 hundred years ago, the good citizens of Middlesbrough hung a monkey in the mistaken belief that this ships mascot was a shipwrecked survivor from the defeated Spanish armada.
Clearly hoodies, illegal immigrants or our home-grown Jihadis are no longer a threat: in fact at the rate we seem to be going, forget downloading plans for a dirty bomb … even being in possession of a chalk striped suit will earn you a stint at Her Majesty’s pleasure. The whole current financial fiasco is starting to highlight once-Great Britain’s most unpleasant personality trait – envy. Archbishop Gianfranco Girotti declared in March of this year that the accumulation of “excessive wealth” was one of the seven modern social sins & we in the UK have aleady luanched the Inquisition
The socialists with their creed of collectivism are now in the ascendancy & it is worth pointing out at this juncture that as a percentage of GDP, the amount that Comrade Brown has spent nationalising the British financial services industry over the last few days far exceeds the amounts spunked away by his socialist heroes on the wholesale nationalisation of British industry post-WW2.

Just for the record, post bale out public sector debt now exceeds 50% of annual national income; a level not seen since Sunny Jim Callaghan went cap in hand to the International Monetary Fund in 1977. Actually depending upon the accounting standard used, public sector debt might well be in the region of 70 – 100% of annual national income. So much for the ‘Iron Chancellor’ eh?
Couple that with the increasing demands to retribution to be meted out on the heads of those companies that comprise a fifth of the UK economy: the same said companies whose Corporation Tax returns have been helping pay the bloated public spending programmes of the last 11 years. Oh yes, & then there’s the small matter of anti-terrorist laws being used to seize the estimated £4bn of UK assets Landsbanki – at the rate we are going you can forget the Maypole, May Day Parades are going to be taking on a completely aspect under the leadership of our current Great Helmsman.
Comments
Could have sworn it was the good citizens of Hartlepool who hanged a monkey, two hundred years ago, having taken him for a Frenchman. Or are they all at it up there? Gives a new complexion to the phrase, "Northern monkeys".
Posted by: Wurzul | October 14, 2008 11:55 AM
You are probably right but at the moment I am;
a. jet lagged to billy-o
b. drunk
c both of the above
So please accept apols for any errors etc
Posted by: Mr Free Market | October 14, 2008 1:41 PM
Frenchmen, Spaniards, whatever. Hang 'em both, just to be sure.
Posted by: Kim du Toit | October 14, 2008 5:39 PM
Brown the iron chancellor???? for most of the time he did nothing too much to upset the excellent situation the dickhead voters gave him then he, and the others in the brussels soviet set this nationalisation plan in action and sat back and waited (careful not to stop the loan jam fest by advising prudence) and now the socia;ist wet dream of control has dropped in his lap, and he is a hero?????????????????????????????????
Ive flogged my house for a song and transfered my little money to Canada, remember hapless harold and the 25 quid we could take out of the country?
When is the open season for socialists? what is worse a muslem terrorist or a socialist??
Posted by: chris Edwards | October 14, 2008 6:58 PM
Oh, A socialist, no question. A Muslim Terrorist will just try and murder you, shoot him and there is no more problem.
A socialist, on the other hand, will make you poor and keep you poor because some other b*st*rd is too lazy to work. Not only that, but shooting socialists is frowned upon...
Posted by: Will Keeble | October 14, 2008 10:20 PM