A man, having applied to join the local police in a small town in (name of state deleted for the protection of the innocent) is being interviewed by the Chief of Police.

The Chief says, "Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you."

Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, "Take this gun, and one magazine, which has 13 rounds in it, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama delegates and a rabbit."