You know, some poor sap in New York is actually employed to be his "personal" assistant. Duties including, but not limited to, wiping his ass. Hook-Americans are apparently more equal and require special guidance in such affairs.
Left to his own devices, he would have done us all a favor long ago...
That hook handed hero of jihadists everywhere could really provide a new definition for the American phrase, "ripping a new one." As a slave of allah, would he only wipe with the left hook? You'd think some sort of appliance involving medical sponges would be devised, but then a strict interpretation of the Holy Quran would confine him to stones. Let's hope there is an adequate supply of very sharp flints... errr... handy. (hooky?)
Nowhere near as good as the rifle target I'm going to set up the next time I'm in South Carolina!
Hey, I've had a thought...you know those refrigerator rooms you see in the films where slaughtered animals such as pigs are hung up on hooks? Does anyone think there'd be a market for Abu Hamza Pigholders, and even if there were, whether I'd make enough money to justify the inevitable fatwa?
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I want one for the aerodrome motorpool.
Posted by: Bomber Harris | September 30, 2008 1:19 AM
You know, some poor sap in New York is actually employed to be his "personal" assistant. Duties including, but not limited to, wiping his ass. Hook-Americans are apparently more equal and require special guidance in such affairs.
Left to his own devices, he would have done us all a favor long ago...
Posted by: anonymous | September 30, 2008 7:44 AM
That hook handed hero of jihadists everywhere could really provide a new definition for the American phrase, "ripping a new one." As a slave of allah, would he only wipe with the left hook? You'd think some sort of appliance involving medical sponges would be devised, but then a strict interpretation of the Holy Quran would confine him to stones. Let's hope there is an adequate supply of very sharp flints... errr... handy. (hooky?)
Posted by: Bomber Harris | September 30, 2008 9:43 PM
Nowhere near as good as the rifle target I'm going to set up the next time I'm in South Carolina!
Hey, I've had a thought...you know those refrigerator rooms you see in the films where slaughtered animals such as pigs are hung up on hooks? Does anyone think there'd be a market for Abu Hamza Pigholders, and even if there were, whether I'd make enough money to justify the inevitable fatwa?
Posted by: Rob Farrington | October 1, 2008 3:04 AM