The latest object of Chinese desire
Clearly at least one Chinaman has something other than Olympic gold on his mind at the moment…
Police and medical personnel were called to Lan Tian park in Hong Kong after the man, named as 41-year-old local Le Xing, got into difficulty after he put his penis through a hole in the bench and got stuck when he became aroused.
Mr Xing, described in reports as "lonely and disturbed", told police that he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench.
When officers and doctors arrived at the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood. But their efforts proved unsuccessful, forcing them to cut the bench from the ground and take it, with Xing attached, to a city hospital.
Knock on wood? A wave of the fat capitalist cigar to EX_STAB for this little piece of Hong Kong news
Comments
I'd have suggested buckets of icewater. rinse and repeat. A while back I read of a gent in the U.S. with a similar affinity for fine furniture. His object of affection was an outdoor table on his deck. Gawd only knows what goes on inside with the sofas and wing chairs, not to mention the ottomans and poofs.
Posted by: Bomber Harris | August 13, 2008 2:47 PM
Oh come come, Gentlemen.... who can honestly say they've never had the hots for a fine piece of outdoor furniture? Back home, after then ladies withdrew and the port & cigars were passed around... we would speak of little else!
I am, however, marginally surprised that he managed to get into the.. er.. 'situation' prior to being sufficiently aroused. I can only assume that the bench egged him on, thus explaining the escalation in matters which resulted in his entrapment.
I have had a long and happy association with a lovely bit of Indonesian teak, even after my drunken indiscretion with that cheap B&Q chipboard slapper last year that gave me the splinters....
Posted by: Gweilicus | August 14, 2008 12:09 PM
Those slappers from Ikea will kiss and tell.
Posted by: MP | August 14, 2008 3:34 PM
Notice that their first course of action was to drain his blood. Then to take the bench with him to hospital, where no doubt a 'special ancient surgical procedure' was carried out. Anything to save the useful resource that is a bench. Don't you love Communists? It's for the people. We can't cut a plank out of the bench, think of the Greater Good!
Posted by: Matt | September 1, 2008 2:21 AM