The middle class self-loathing liberals of the Fabian Society are bemoaning the pejorative connotations of the word ‘chav’…

The word 'chav' is a weapon of class hatred and should be banned, Left-wing academics claim. The Fabian Society believes the term, a common derogatory expression for a brash white working-class person, is offensive. It wants to silence those who use it to describe loutish types in Burberry baseball caps, scraped-back hairdos and clanking fake gold 'bling' jewellery.

Tom Hampson, The Fabian Society's editorial director, said the word chav must be banished from enlightened circles. It should not be acceptable to anyone who believes they are 'progressive' in their politics, he said.

Of course, it is exactly the same middle class self-loathing liberals of the Fabian Society that created chavs in the first place with their failed social welfare policies & ‘progressive’ education theories.

To my mind, it is high time that we stopped looking upon this feral underclass as just the drain on the public purse that it undoubtedly is: we should come to regard these louts as an untapped resource & a money making opportunity.

Simply round up a group of say 20 pieces of this pondlife & fill with their favorite alco-pop. Total cost thus far £19.99 looking at Lidl’s special offers page this week. The give each everyone who isn’t already carrying a knife something suitable, stand back & televise the results. The Chinese especially would pay zillions for a live video feed. See, there’s money to be made here. Simon Cowell, email me.