A man walks into a pub...
An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person,
put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an a*sehole out of Scotland,
put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours
From Gareth
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It's amazing how these old jokes go round as one PM changes for another...I remember it being told about Harold MacMillan and then a million years later about Thatcher..(but that's a totally different story!)...and here we go with the latest incumbent..you never know..18 months down the line it might be Grasshopper Bandwagon Cameron!
"A country gets the government it deserves" &
"Be very careful what you wish for".
Glad I don't live in Britain...enjoy your self-destruction!
Posted by: Bill | June 1, 2008 6:50 PM