Hmm... how dead? as messy as a .303 through a hare? did that a couple of nights back.

Posting signs to tell wildlife where to cross roads is one thing, eg ! Deer, but asking dead animals to follow directions is expecting too much.

That counts as commercial advertising here!

Apparently you don't need a tag to eat roadkill.

Nice of them to show the indigent where the meat is.

Is it close to an airport?

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A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard
the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in
Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent):
"Because you lost the bloody war!"
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Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 1247"
Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."
Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702,
contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"
Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers."
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I couldn't resist including the first quote :D

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