Its that perennial morning after problem: you cant focus because of the jackhammer in your head & you have a mouth like a Kurdish lorry drivers jockstrap. Still, help is on the way in the shape of the fry up that you have on the go but then it all grinds to a halt because you simply can’t decide how you want your eggs.

Fear not, because those clever fellows in Hong Kong have come you with these …

You don’t need one, you will simply just have to buy all four. In fact, this is so good that I am nearly moved to invite four GFW’s round for brunch on Saturday but on second thoughts, fortunately I don’t know any. Maybe as a replacement I will just have to extend an open invitation to Mothers Against Reality & hope a few show up