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& the bunny boiler is at it again …

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Heather Mills is set to sue her former divorce lawyers for bad advice - even though she already owes them £2million in fees. The latest legal action comes as Ms Mills prepares to go face-to-face with her estranged husband Sir Paul McCartney for a dramatic five-day divorce hearing

& there was thinking that as incurable psychiatric disorders go, my Tourettes Syndrome was bad enough. But when compared to nightmarepsycobitchcowfromhell herself, even your humble correspondent seems a model of probity & reasonableness. When I become Benevolent Dictator for Life, there is no way that I wouldn’t have her as a close advisor. After all, anyone who thinks that

the British public to drink rats' milk instead of cows' milk, and said everybody should become vegan

could make even my most ludicrous & drunken proclamations seem eminently sensible

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I think she is the Bunny Boilers (BUNNY BOILER)
you only have to look at her eyes to know that part of her leg was not all she lost.

Reminds me of the thread on Arrsse about doing a screamer, not enough alcohol available I'm afraid!

And to think she used to earn an honest grand a night.

Once in court, Heather will not have a leg to stand on.

/rimshot
//I'm here all week!
///Try the veal!
////Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Wonder if she's ever tried to milk a rat?

Not sure how it works over there, but in the U.S., representing yourself in court is legal suicide. Particularly if you are a shrill air-head.

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