More hot air
A social club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old man from breaking wind while indoors.
Maurice Fox received a letter from Kirkham Street Sports and Social Club in Paignton asking him to consider his actions, which "disgusted" members.
Mr Fox, a club regular for 20 years, said: "I am happy to oblige them, there is no problem. I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now."
A few members have been having their say in the local paper but I can tell you the problem is caused by what Maurice is drinking ...
I'm off the cider and on the Bass. There is no smell at all since I gave up the cider
Everyone who drinks proper beer knows that Bass is one of the largest causes of greenhouse gases known to man.
Comments
Mr. Fox is invited to purchase carbon credits from Nobel laureate, Al Gore.(He is welcome to send me his cheque, and I'll pass it on to Mr. Gore.)
Posted by: MP | December 5, 2007 4:56 PM
And this is the biggest problem with the smoking ban, at one time you could break wind all night and no one would know anything different but now... Not that I would know anything about that :)
Ian
Posted by: Ian | December 6, 2007 1:58 AM
Farting is one of the great British/American institutions; Listen, if you can't take a Fart then perhaps you don't belong in the U.K. Or the U.S. Maybe you should move to Eurotard Land! Inflicting your unspeakable Flatulence on your fellow man is one of our shared past times, And it's freakin brilliant! Specially when you can Blame a friend, Or better yet, An innocent By stander for your gastly deed.
Posted by: Larry Graham | December 6, 2007 6:18 AM
Banks Bitter is the liquid fart fuel for me, I only have to be in the Black Country and I cant stop sh1tting! Come to think of it their mild is the same.
Posted by: Tim C | December 6, 2007 12:17 PM