Cars I never ever want to own
Austin Allegro … Morris Ital … Chrysler Avenger … anything ‘made’ by Fiat & now this
The Malaysian carmaker Proton has announced plans to develop an "Islamic car", designed for Muslim terrorists motorists. Proton is planning on teaming up with manufacturers in Iran and Turkey to create the unique vehicle. The car could boast special features like a compass pointing to Mecca and a dedicated space to keep a copy of the Koran and a headscarf
Other features will include:
a state of the art engine management system will complete disable the vehicle if a woman sits in the drivers seat &
additional wiring in the boot (for those of you on the left hand side of the pond, that’s the trunk) will enable you to hard wire the cars electrics into the explosives you are carrying
Dear readers, I am sure that you can come up with some more … but if the salesman asks if you would like a test drive, just remember that
Malaysian press reports say officials in Iran originally suggested the idea.
So don’t go near any military installations, hotels frequented by western tourists, airports etc etc or you wont be needing that 3 year/60,000 mile warranty
Comments
The "Zulfiqar".
Cheers
Posted by: J.M. Heinrichs | November 12, 2007 7:56 AM
My list would be longer, but I'm with you. I did have an Morris Ital once. Absolute POS - completely rubbish. Interestingly, although styled by the design house Ital, it fails to feature in their lavish coffee table book of products styled by them, despite being the only one to bear their name. Surely and oversight? Perhaps not. Tricky
Posted by: Tricky | November 12, 2007 9:27 AM
will it be a hatchback or have a bhutto?
Posted by: Brian | November 12, 2007 4:14 PM
It is immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Good for them. If they can get IQ80 Islamic peasants to pay for this, then both sides benefit.
Think of this as increasing the average IQ of the Muslim world to say, perhaps 81, as the results of the fraud sink in and the pain cranks up the IQ a very small amount.
Posted by: Canada Bill Jones | November 13, 2007 1:34 AM