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No to the mile high club?

Twelve or so hours to kill in your first class cabin on board an Airbus A380

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Singapore Airlines has taken the unusual step of publicly asking passengers on its new Airbus A380 plane not to engage in any sexual activities. The potential problem has arisen because the first class area of its giant superjumbo contains 12 private suites complete with double beds.

Well in that case, I just hope that they are showing Columbo re-runs

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Yeah, their request for passengers to abstain demonstrates a thorough understanding of human nature. Some temptations are simply too attractive to resist. Will there be a mile high threesome or moresome? Will air nannies strive to keep order? Will staff be tempted to play along? Stand by for lotsa' fun.

Ah, the problem isn't the beds themselves - no doubt they were designed with that in mind... The problem is the complete lack of soundproofing!

I just hope that the sheets will be changed between flights.

If the plane's a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

In fact they should accept that it is too tempting an act to be dismissed and so as to set service standards and highlight the social responsibility they should offer a choice of comdomns on board.

you make it look like a whore house and ask people to avoid sex...

I bet the unusual requests actually does the opposite.

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