Jesus is watching you
A burglar breaks into a house and as he moves from room to room he is terrified when he hears a voice which says:
"Jesus is watching you."
Heart pounding he looks around and sees nothing.
He gets back to work, disconnecting the DVD player when the voice calls out again:
"Jesus is watching you."
He switches on his flashlight and in the corner of the room he sees a parrot.
"Did you say that?"
"Yes," replies the parrot. "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxes.
"Yeah, thanks. You got a name, parrot?"
"I'm Moses," the parrot replies.
The burglar laughs.
"What kind of idiots would name their parrot Moses?" he scoffs.
The parrot squawks "The same kind who would name their rottweiler Jesus."
P.S. sorry to whoever I stole the 'Christ militant' picture from
Comments
Love the picture! :-)
Posted by: DirtCrashr | October 26, 2007 6:24 PM
LOL Awesome
Posted by: Atheist | March 12, 2008 11:22 PM