Embarrassment

Little Berwyn Dafydd-Anwell was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up;-

Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician; Berwyn was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them shag him."

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took little Berwyn aside.

She asked him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Berwyn, "My father plays rugby for Wales, but I was just too embarrassed to say".

The Welsh Jersey

Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in an Welsh rugby jersey? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.

Clumsy Kid

In 1987 three kids were playing in the street in Cardiff when they were hit by a bus. They all go to heaven and God says to them, "You weren't supposed to die, you were all supposed to live out your lives. This was not your time. To make it up to you I'll let you choose what you want to do with your life. Take a running jump off of that cloud over there and as you're flying back down to Earth shout out what you want to do. And so it shall be."

The 1st kid takes a running leap and shouts, "Lawyer" and so, 20 years later he is a very successful lawyer making lots of money with an upcoming appointment to the Bench.

The 2nd kid takes his turn and shouts, "Brain surgeon" and so, 20 years later he is the most admired man in his field of medicine and making a ton of money saving lives.

The 3rd kid goes to take his turn, and as he runs he trips over his own feet and stumbles of the cloud muttering, "Stupid clumsy a*sehole." 20 years later he's playing scrum half for Wales.

Custody

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt.

The boy however confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.

Then in an unprecedented move, the judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him.

In a final ruling yesterday, custody was granted to Welsh National Rugby Team as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.

Snow White

Snow White returned to the cottage to find it had burned down. Distraught, she searches for the dwarfs in the forest and hears a lone voice chanting, "Wales for the World Cup, Wales for the World Cup, Wales for the World Cup." On hearing this, Snow White gave a little sigh of relief as she knew that at least Dopey was safe.