The soap dodging crazies have been let out again
The fact that the waters have recently receded is more than a little inconvenient as visitors to FM Towers are now greeted by the somewhat unseemly sight of a half completed ark protruding from behind the Dutch barn. It wasn’t that Family FM thought that it was about to be engulfed in a bout of Hollywood-esque mass global climatic hysteria, its just that it did happen, we simply don’t rely on the government to rescue us. Do you have any comprehension of how old the Crab Air’s helicopter airframes are? They tend to fall apart even more quickly than a slack jawed inner-city yoof when being confronted by an English Literature exam paper. So, you can keep you so-called aid – we have 4x4s, arms, ammunition as well as enough food & booze to see out the Seige of Leningrad: we will take our chances on our own, thank you very much.
Anyway, its not the pallets of 24 hour GS ration packs that are the problem, it’s the fact that the farm track is currently half blocked by several cords of virgin rain forest timber that were to comprise the good ark Free Market’s sun deck & bar area. Mrs FM wants them gone (I mean now) & it’s a couple of weeks until the lunar cycle enters that particular phase that means I will be able to sell them to the next village so that they can indulge in they monthly bout of howling at the moon whilst burning effigies of Wolfgang Schlüter & the rest of the rhythm section of the James Last Orchestra.
Now, if you thought that all of this is lunacy, have you seen what is going on in a field near Heathrow?
People like Clare Blatchford (pictured below)
who describes herself as a full time protestor (i.e. economically inactive) want to curtail your freedom to take your family on holiday, because if one thing is sure, after a hard years work, you are not allowed in the eyes of the eco-nazis to spend a couple of weeks in the sun. In fact, the withering sanctimonious twaddle was beautifully summed up by protester Layla Harris
We have had enough of the prioritisation of economic growth over the future of our planet. We are part of a growing global movement of ordinary people that will stop climate change.
So the tofu munching ironmongery through the nose brigade are going to personally stop changing global climatic conditions – a process that has been going on under Creationist Theory since Day One. Well I take my hat off to them & their laudable ideas … even when completely trollied, not even your humble correspondent is THAT arrogant.
So, shall we allow this little lot to dictate our flight schedules?....
Or adopt Mrs FM’s default policy on most things, that has a certain shall we say finality to it … just shoot the stupid b*stards & be done with it. After all, very soon they will be pouring lots & lots of lovely concrete at Heathrow & I am struggling to think of a better place to dispose of bullet riddled corpses
Comments
So Ms Blatchford is a "full-time protester" is she?
Would it be churlish to point out that by claiming such status she is declaring she has no interest in finding gainful employment and thus should be deprived of her fortnightly supply of dole money?
Posted by: The Remittance Man | August 20, 2007 9:54 AM
No chance RM, she clearly is a supporter of Nu-Labour, and like all the other economically irrelevant leeches will be maintained to keep Gay Gordo in power.
Posted by: 45govt | August 20, 2007 9:02 PM