The Trainer points us to PETA pondlife’s campaign against the Colonels ‘Phuquet Bucket’. Now putting an auto code generator on-line can cut both ways – especially when your humble correspondent is the right side of several whiskeys, each of which were stiffer than a Saudi Arabian jail sentence: mainly because to get copy like this

Make your own KFC sign at KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

or this ...

Make your own KFC sign at KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

Words cannot even begin to describe how much I loath the likes of these self-appointed do-gooder numpties, so if anyone wants to send me their KFC text in code (email details are on the left hand side of the page), I'll post it over the weekend