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Unusual Uses For High Explosives - Part 94

Now there was I thinking that the best use for the explosives I have cached at the back of the Dutch Barn involved some if not all of the members of Princess Toni's cabinet. Having just read The Remittance Man, it seems not ...

Is one of your colleagues pinching the sarnies from your lunchbox? Are you unable to find out how the culprit might be? Well, fret no longer because Inspector Remittance is here with another fantastic crime fighting and detection scheme.

First get yourself a small peice of high explosive. I use Dynagel 765 from the Nobel Dynamite Company of Sweden for preference, but any nitroglycerine based explosive will do. It helps if the explosive has been allowed to "sweat" for a couple of days, but remember dynamite that has sweated too long can be dangerous. Next take the top layer of bread from each of your sandwiches....

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