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Thursday Evening Caption Competition

Your humble corrspondent was sent this earlier on today

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... with the caption How to spot a Minnesotan with a DWI. Can anybody come up with a better title?

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takeaways are deer round here?


or

with or without horn sir?

or


Bob the bike's internet ''fresh on the bone venison delivery'' service was slow to take off.


Carbon-neutral hunting is becoming increasingly popular in Canada.

Devil take the Hindmost?

"Caught in mid-eer"

or

"Hindsight is as good as a deer-view mirror"

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"I'll give it to you straight, m'deer - it's no good trying to buck the trend with a behind like that"

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"My other bike's a moose"

This was sent to me, here in Minnesnowta, with the caption, "How to spot a Wisconsin resident with a DUI". Just a little state-border rivalry.

How about:

"They've got to start putting up 'Deer Crossing' signs on those bike trails."

Bike with extra Deer overtakes motorist with ease.

the chopper handbars probably allow for moose carrying too

"The downside of bicycle hunting is getting your kill home."

"I thought a buckskin jacket would be warmer than this."

Bob regretted taking his deer out to his local after it consumed 9 tequillas before passing out. Getting it home again was a right 'mare.

I suppose date-rape-Bambi is a step above necro-Bambi.

It's not every day you see a deer riding a bicycle. But you would expect them to have a more comfortable seat.

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